I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
