dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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