I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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