can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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