but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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