in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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