This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Pooping to opera.
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