quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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