Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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