:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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