coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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