no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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