What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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