This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize