I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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