But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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