i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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