oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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