And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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