thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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