She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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