You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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