brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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