How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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