I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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