we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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