brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
