My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
