I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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