Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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