Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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