You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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