I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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