Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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