Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
