the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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