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i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All the doctor said was why
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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