idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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