I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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