the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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