i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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