I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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