Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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