The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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