The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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