Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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