I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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