Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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