JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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