K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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