It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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