new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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