If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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