So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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