Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Drunk is a universal language darling
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
