Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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