I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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