so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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