At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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